I have a feeling I'm going to post like a million posts today

So I'm just warning you.

I just got off the phone with Amazon.com. Why was I on the phone with Amazon.com? Oh that would be because they signed me up for a shipping deal in which I get free shipping on all my purchases. The catch? I pay them 79.00$ per month for this sweet little deal.... How is it free shipping when I'm paying them money so that I can have free shipping? Don't get me wrong I love Amazon, but really? That's just not kosher.