Holy Kracow!

I frocking broke my toe while walking up a curb on my way back from lunch. I almost hit face first into the sidewalk, but managed to spring up at the last second. But my toe is all swollen and puffy and stingy. I've broken this toe a million times, so it's not new, just inconvenient. shoes don't fit my feet anymore... Oh well. Here's my ghetto rigged brace (i.e. packing tape and a paper towel. apparently there's no first aid kit at the office):

Normally the sides of my feet are straight.

and just for good meansure: